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Teacher:
Why did you not study?
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Me:
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
cookiemonstahxx:
tall-and-awkward:
paging-doctorfaggot:
meandmysociallyawkwardself:
cbucks:
w-i-l-d-ocean:
charismat1c:
socialoutcast123:
every-heart-falls-apart:
brokenly:
toxical:
phoal:
salma:
saturating:
does anyone know what kind of dog this is
it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school
it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?
are you guys blind, its obviously a fish
that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits
it’s obviously a damn bird.
Wait… I thought it was an alligator.
You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster?
literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^ he/she is a dinosaur. Morons.
Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?
this is a fucking ostrich. come on guys, lets use our brains
I can’t believe I have to be on the same planet as all of you idiots. It’s obviously a dragon. That’s why it has so many notes.
you guys are all completely wrong, this is clearly a tree on a leash.
I am surrounded by idiots. This is clearly a motherfucking polar bear.
It’s a fucking apple. Lord
(Source: thecuteoftheday)
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